Tuesday, June 03, 2014

The Precocious Son

Elijah Armstrong might be able to boast of graduating from an Ivy with a long list of journal publications rounding out his resume before he even hits the age of majority, but was he riding roller coasters (or, alternatively, trading futures) before his first half-birthday?




4 comments:

elijahlarmstrong said...

No. But I was convicted of thievery and sentenced to hang at Tyburn when I was but five years of age. Only the benefit of clergy saved me.

Audacious Epigone said...

Indeed. Aquinas' rarely acknowledged 6th argument.

Jokah Macpherson said...

The Precocious Epigone?

JayMan said...

Jokah, nice one, I think.